The day after a wind-possessed tarp momentarily swallowed up a crew member, this message appeared on the infield at PNC Park. 

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Don’t worry. It’s all in good fun. The man swallowed by the tarp is fine. Andrew McCutchen and Sean Rodriguez rushed to help him right away.

It rains a lot in Pittsburgh, so the tarp was probably just feeling overworked. We’ve all been there, tarp, but you have to learn to control your exhaustion-fueled rage.