“Number 1,” by Kristin Thomas: Quality Ink up to 80% off/Answers Now on the Distortion of Evidence;/Clean your colon./ Improve sense of well being.
“Napoleon,” by Stephen Dann: With this your dreams become true/government grant money giveaway/must matter to/make $24,000 in 24 hours online/is too expensive, this is better.
“James Writes,” by Spencer Fleury (honorable mention in SatireWire’s 2002 spam poetry contest): James in San Francisco writes:/MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!/I love being told what to do./But I don’t want to do this.
