PLAYERS CONVENTIONAL WISDOM Clinton + Gets off just in time for Valentine’s Day! Pizza anyone? Lott = Handles trial process nicely, then blows it with sour grapes postmortem. Daschle + Sen. minority leader does impossible: unifies Dems–and without meanness. Tripp - Blames Lucianne, doesn’t even try to apologize to Monica. Time for a new makeover. Hitchens - Blumenthal ““friend’’ is the Linda Tripp of the left. He could use a makeover, too. Constitution + Proves able to handle oral sex, Bob Barr. What a bodacious document! + Upside - Downside = Upside/Downside